if I could change my DA name I would

HEY DEVIANT ART, WHY CAN'T WE GET ONE FREE NAME CHANGE
AND THEN LEAVE THE REST NAME CHANGES TO PREMIUM MEMBERS

;m; jerks. w/e, I'm just going over here
with my whiny journal entry
and a leftover piece of pizza that I will eat in about two hours

btw, that pizza was good, it had some crazy new crust that was all twisty and cheesy inside and it was just OMG :Q_